1 00:00:16,510 --> 00:00:18,070 Staring at Angela's house again? 2 00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:21,970 No, I joined the neighborhood watch. 3 00:00:23,870 --> 00:00:25,870 9 .15 and all's well. 4 00:00:27,770 --> 00:00:29,870 Angela's drove off their new boyfriend. What? 5 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:35,680 I missed her. Dude, get over her. 6 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,200 Yeah, I'm totally over her. 7 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,500 What was she wearing? 8 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,300 I don't know. In my head, all girls are naked. 9 00:00:43,220 --> 00:00:44,220 Really? 10 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,560 So, what'd she look like? 11 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:48,740 Hot. 12 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:50,500 I knew it! 13 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:53,979 Morning, boys. 14 00:00:53,980 --> 00:00:54,980 Morning, Dad. 15 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,240 Looking left over lasagna. 16 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:57,800 For breakfast? 17 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,580 If it's sitting next to orange juice, it's breakfast. 18 00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:06,450 What about you, Sam? 19 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:07,650 No, I'm not hungry. 20 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:09,990 Angela's still seeing that British guy. 21 00:01:10,930 --> 00:01:14,190 Why do we let these people into our country? I'm so tired of foreigners 22 00:01:14,190 --> 00:01:15,330 here and stealing our girlfriends. 23 00:01:17,390 --> 00:01:21,290 Sam, you're too young to be tied down to one girl. You should be playing the 24 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,330 field. Yeah, getting shot down by all kinds of girls. 25 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:29,770 What you need to do is go out and have some fun. 26 00:01:30,130 --> 00:01:31,790 Yeah, forget all about her. 27 00:01:32,070 --> 00:01:33,270 Why don't you come to the mall with us? 28 00:01:33,550 --> 00:01:35,490 Yeah, I'm gonna go screw with Chris and his new job. 29 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:39,470 Nobody's bothering your brother on his first day. 30 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:41,530 But if we don't make him feel bad, who will? 31 00:01:43,630 --> 00:01:45,230 Total strangers, that's who. 32 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:47,750 Is that what you want, Dad? 33 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:49,270 Is it? 34 00:01:50,770 --> 00:01:52,910 I pound you, but I gotta get to work. 35 00:01:53,490 --> 00:01:54,790 You still got ten minutes. 36 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:01,350 Sweet. 37 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:31,570 Chris, I want to welcome you as the newest member of a very exclusive team 38 00:02:31,570 --> 00:02:32,570 at Quincy International. 39 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:37,550 International? Hey, we got a card in Mexico. 40 00:02:39,690 --> 00:02:43,690 Well, thanks for hiring me, Mr. Quincy. The football team is making us fire on 41 00:02:43,690 --> 00:02:49,750 uniforms now, so I really needed to... Now, the majority of our customers are 42 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:51,030 what's called impulse buyers. 43 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:53,590 You have 3 .6 seconds to engage these people. 44 00:02:53,990 --> 00:02:55,370 Pretend I'm just a guy walking by. 45 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,880 Hi, Mr. Quincy. Zero. Nothing. I don't even know you exist. Try again. 46 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,399 Hey there. 47 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,700 You're garbage. I hate you. 48 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:06,800 You know what you did wrong? 49 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,200 Hmm? 50 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:09,700 You didn't glide. 51 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:11,780 You gotta glide. 52 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,240 Then talk. 53 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:14,660 Glide. 54 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,080 Then talk. 55 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,920 You ready to take this baby up by yourself? 56 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Okay. 57 00:03:28,739 --> 00:03:29,760 Congratulations, you're a pilot. 58 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,920 If you need me, I'll be asleep in my car. 59 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,960 Hey, want to go to third level and drop pennies on him? 60 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:59,170 Oh, we'll stop and grab some at the wishing fountain. 61 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:05,670 What do you think of her? 62 00:04:06,650 --> 00:04:07,750 Yeah, she's hot. Go for it. 63 00:04:08,610 --> 00:04:09,610 No, I mean for you. 64 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:12,270 Are you kidding? 65 00:04:12,290 --> 00:04:14,330 You need biceps to talk to a girl like that. 66 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:16,690 It's not true. 67 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:19,529 But put your sweater on. 68 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:23,670 No, I'm not going. 69 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:25,170 All right, suit yourself. 70 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:51,520 You told me you thought I was the hottest girl you've ever seen and you 71 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,160 this food court sold me on a stick. 72 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,520 Is that true? 73 00:04:58,180 --> 00:04:59,520 Uh, did you like it? 74 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:01,580 Yeah. Yeah, I said it. 75 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:06,480 And he'll say a whole bunch of other stuff if you go to the movies with him 76 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:10,240 tonight. Wow, you don't waste any time, do you? No, Sam knows what he wants. 77 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:11,740 And he wants you. 78 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:15,580 Well, I don't know whether to slap you or say yes. Say yes. You can always slap 79 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:16,580 him later. 80 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:25,300 Oh, my God, Trish, this guy Sam just asked me out. He thinks I'm hot and 81 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:26,300 to put me on a stick. 82 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,780 Wow, I'm better at this than I thought. 83 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:39,920 Amaze your friends. 84 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:43,580 Impress ladies. 85 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,400 Lower your cholesterol. 86 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:49,800 Hey, Chris. 87 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,160 What's up? 88 00:05:53,230 --> 00:05:57,910 Hey, I'd bet you'd sell a lot more planes if you stood right about here. 89 00:06:00,010 --> 00:06:01,030 No, here. 90 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:04,310 Really? Yeah. 91 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:06,630 People will be throwing money at you. 92 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:10,170 At 100 miles an hour. 93 00:06:11,650 --> 00:06:15,330 Well, I do need to make some sales. I don't want to get transferred to Mexico. 94 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,490 Hey, that's pretty cool. 95 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:20,810 How much are they? 96 00:06:20,830 --> 00:06:24,150 Well, regular model's $9 and the deluxe is $11. What's the difference? 97 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:26,830 Deluxe comes with a certificate of amazement. 98 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:29,770 Deluxe! Absolutely. 99 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:39,650 Thank you for flying Quincy Air. We realize you have a choice in gliders and 100 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:40,910 appreciate you choosing us. 101 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:48,070 Ladies and gentlemen. 102 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:03,719 Get used to these boots. 103 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,720 Yeah. 104 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,740 So, tonight's a big night, huh? 105 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,080 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 106 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,040 Okay. 107 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:13,720 Listen to this guy. Okay. 108 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:19,420 What is wrong with you? What? Can't a dad get excited his son's got a date 109 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:20,420 a foxy lady? 110 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,900 Jack, get him off of me. Dad, Dad. 111 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,440 He's nervous enough without you slapping him around. 112 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,980 So, where are you going to take this hot tomato? 113 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,780 Well, Jack said that I should take the... 114 00:07:32,010 --> 00:07:33,250 hot tomato to the movie. 115 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,570 That way you won't have to do a lot of talking. 116 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:37,890 Oh, but talking's good. 117 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:41,350 That's why I always take my first date out for a nice dinner. 118 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:43,250 That's why you don't have second dates. 119 00:07:45,070 --> 00:07:48,050 No, I don't have second dates because I tell them I have five kids. 120 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:51,650 You wouldn't have to tell them if you were at a movie. 121 00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:54,830 Or if I didn't have five kids. 122 00:07:56,730 --> 00:08:01,030 Anyway, Sam, check the paper and there's a 7 .15 showing of Brutal Vengeance. 123 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:05,080 Um, actually, I was thinking about the one where the lonely deaf boy finds the 124 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,820 magical violin in his remote fishing village. 125 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:11,100 Yeah, yeah, I heard of that one. It's called, uh, are you out of your freaking 126 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:12,100 mind? 127 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:16,600 Sam, if you want to get some action, see some action. Hey, hey, it's only a 128 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:17,600 first date. 129 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:19,480 Well, I wouldn't mind a little action. 130 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,880 Yeah, I bet you wouldn't, man. 131 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:25,720 See, 132 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,600 here's the instructions. 133 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,039 Step one, throw a plank. 134 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,340 Step two, watch it loop. 135 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:40,080 Step three, be amazed. 136 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:49,360 Hey! I am not amazed. 137 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,380 Chris! You gotta pop. 138 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:57,880 I just got home from work. Can I have five lousy minutes to unwind? 139 00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:01,650 Plane's a piece of crap. 140 00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:03,550 Yeah, give us our $11 back. 141 00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:05,510 I can't give you your money back. 142 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:07,370 My boss used it to buy churro. 143 00:09:09,530 --> 00:09:12,190 You guys don't understand how the corporate world works. 144 00:09:14,890 --> 00:09:17,370 Now I want our $11 back and a churro. 145 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,090 I'm in theater five. Churros, which one are you in? 146 00:09:24,570 --> 00:09:25,570 Eight? Awesome! 147 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:28,450 Our seats are blue. What color are yours? 148 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:36,740 This is for you. Oh, thank you. Oh, no, no, not you. My date just bought me a 149 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:37,900 drink. He's very sweet. 150 00:09:38,740 --> 00:09:39,860 You know what else is sweet? 151 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,340 This frosted pretzel. 152 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,260 He's a smooth talker, too. 153 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,320 Oh, the movie's starting. Oh, the movie's starting. I'm going to have to 154 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,320 my voice. Can you hear me now? 155 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:51,720 How about now? Okay, awesome. 156 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,820 The party? Well, who's going? 157 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,960 You. 158 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:00,660 You. Oh, cool. 159 00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:02,140 Double you. 160 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:04,450 Did I say more ears are cool? 161 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:06,330 Ears. Oh, then I'm not going. 162 00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:08,930 Don't open that door, brutal vengeance! 163 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:11,030 His name's not Ears. 164 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,470 Who told you not to open it? 165 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,170 Well, 166 00:10:16,390 --> 00:10:18,790 Sam's kind of tall and... Actually, see for yourself. 167 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:20,390 Smile for Trish. What? 168 00:10:21,090 --> 00:10:22,090 Yeah, 169 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:26,810 he is cute, but he hasn't made a move at all. The movie's already half over. 170 00:10:28,150 --> 00:10:29,310 Really? You think I should? 171 00:10:30,910 --> 00:10:31,910 Okay. 172 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,720 action, Trish. Check this out. 173 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,640 We want our money back. We want our money back. We want our money back. We 174 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,260 our money back. We want our money back. We want our money back. We want our 175 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:50,260 money back. Shut up! 176 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,060 We want our money back. We want our money back. We want our money back. We 177 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:56,320 our money back. We want our money back. We want our money back. All right! 178 00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:59,460 I've had enough of this. I'll pay for the damn thing. 179 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:02,560 How much was it? Eleven bucks. 180 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,140 For a paper airplane? 181 00:11:05,930 --> 00:11:06,930 Forget it. 182 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,490 This isn't over, Chris. 183 00:11:11,390 --> 00:11:12,990 Not by a long shot. 184 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:16,930 You better start sleeping with one eye open. 185 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,990 Because we're going to get you. 186 00:11:21,450 --> 00:11:22,470 Maybe not today. 187 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:24,510 Maybe not tomorrow. 188 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:27,530 Maybe not the day after that. 189 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,290 Oh, will you two get the hell out of here? 190 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,650 All right. 191 00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:35,740 Sam and Aaron are out. it again. 192 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:38,500 What? This is the third night in a row. 193 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:49,180 She's looking for his tonsils. He had them out when he was eight. 194 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,920 Hello, Trish? 195 00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:58,320 It didn't even ring. 196 00:11:58,540 --> 00:11:59,700 I had it on manner mode. 197 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:02,660 Hey, no, I'm just making out with Sam. What's up? 198 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,340 Oh, is that late? 199 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:06,470 We gotta go tell Trish how our date went. 200 00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:07,710 It's over? 201 00:12:07,990 --> 00:12:08,990 Oh, you. 202 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:13,790 Bye. No, no, no, no. Not you, Trish. First he rang the doorbell and I yelled, 203 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:14,830 coming. 204 00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:20,770 Looks like I created a monster. 205 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,610 A love monster. 206 00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:25,070 Yeah, that's me. 207 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,110 Sam, 208 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:32,230 you don't seem too happy for a guy who just had tongue for dinner. 209 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:39,670 Not happy? Who wouldn't be happy? 210 00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:42,190 Life's good. Life's very good. 211 00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:50,430 Except for... Only you could find a black cloud in a hot blonde's 212 00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,430 mouth. 213 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,990 What's the problem, son? 214 00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:59,930 Dad, how did you know that Mom wasn't the one? 215 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,870 Oh, there were all kinds of little signs. 216 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,780 The death threats on my pillow. 217 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,420 The pillow over my face. 218 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,640 Her look of disappointment every time I'd return home safely from a fire. 219 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:26,680 Bad times. 220 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,880 So you think Aaron's trying to kill you? 221 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,800 No. It's just that she's always on her cell phone. 222 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,430 It gets even worse after 8 o 'clock or on weekends. 223 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:42,810 But we saw you make it out. 224 00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:45,450 There's plenty of making out. I mean, that's the glue that's holding the 225 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,450 relationship together. 226 00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:52,170 We never talk to each other. Who cares? The only reason we're talking is to get 227 00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,170 them to make out. 228 00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:56,470 You know what I'm saying, right, Dad? 229 00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:02,890 Sam, I've never wanted to say yes more in my life, but... It's just good to see 230 00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:06,710 you. Going out and having a good time instead of sitting around every Saturday 231 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:09,310 night. I don't sit around every Saturday night. 232 00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:11,250 The dog goes out more than you do. 233 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,330 And he's fixed. 234 00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:23,550 Look, I know that you guys think I'm crazy, but I just don't want to go out 235 00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:24,269 her anymore. 236 00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:25,270 What? 237 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:30,310 Dude, I handpicked this girl for you. And I appreciate that, but now could you 238 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,310 get rid of her? 239 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,880 But you got me into this mess. 240 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,160 This mess? 241 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,680 Instead of you staring out the window at Angela, now we're staring out the 242 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,680 window at you. 243 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,820 By the way, do you know what you look like when you kiss? 244 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:51,880 Come on, Jack, please. 245 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,940 I'll do your math homework. 246 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:55,660 You want out that bad, Sam? 247 00:14:55,960 --> 00:15:00,280 Fine. But you're going to dump her. Me? I've never dumped anyone before. 248 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,300 It's no big deal. 249 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,890 Just call her and tell her she's too good for you. 250 00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:07,690 Which in this case is actually true. 251 00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:10,650 You can't do it over the phone. 252 00:15:12,050 --> 00:15:13,210 Erin's a human being. 253 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:15,530 She deserves the courtesy of an email. 254 00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:22,490 And you can add that little sad face thingy so she doesn't feel bad. 255 00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:29,370 Come on, Jack, please break up with her for me. I'll screw it up. I'll end up 256 00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,370 asking her to marry me. 257 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:36,310 What's her number? Oh, thank you, thank you. I owe you one. 258 00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:42,170 Her number's 723... Wait, what are you going to say to her? I mean, just out of 259 00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:43,170 curiosity. 260 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,350 I'll just say it's over. 261 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:45,790 One shot. 262 00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:47,350 Like shooting a deer. 263 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:50,570 The only way. 264 00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:52,350 Right, one shot. 265 00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:53,810 That's the way. 266 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:55,790 So, what's the rest of her number? 267 00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:58,470 Uh, six zero... 268 00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:02,570 But you'll be nice about it, right? I mean, you'll tell her how pretty she is 269 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,110 and how much I enjoy making out with her? 270 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,010 Shh, shh. 271 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,650 I'm telling you, email. 272 00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:15,030 They've got this funny little picture of a frog playing a banjo. 273 00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:18,630 It's guaranteed to take the sting out. 274 00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:25,670 No, she's a nice girl. I gotta do this myself. My way, the kind way. Faith to 275 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:27,270 faith. Faith to faith. 276 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,580 Hey, I know what it's like to be dumped. 277 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:34,000 It hurts. It's like someone stuck a knife in your chest and cut out your 278 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000 and stomped on it. 279 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,140 I don't want to stomp on anybody's heart. 280 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,720 I want to be kind and considerate and sensitive. 281 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,480 I'm going to give Aaron the dumping I've always wanted. 282 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:55,440 Have you ever seen the banjo playing frog? 283 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,600 Pretty funny. 284 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:11,119 Step right up and witness the amazing looping sensation. 285 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,500 It loops. 286 00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:16,040 And it loops. 287 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,319 Afternoon, ladies. 288 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:21,300 Here to take a closer look? 289 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,880 At what? 290 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,400 Somebody stole my store! 291 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,860 Save this spot! 292 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,780 Thanks for driving me down here, Jack. 293 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,000 Doing this all wrong, man. Flowers, teddy bear. 294 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,600 It's a sorry bear. 295 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,920 She gets sad, she can hug it. 296 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:43,140 Sorry. 297 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:46,820 I know what I'm doing. 298 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,500 Now there's Aaron. 299 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,280 Doesn't that battery ever need recharging? 300 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,499 Good luck. 301 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,160 If things get ugly, I'm going to be hitting on the corndog girl. 302 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,080 Look, Trish, if you want to wear sandals, just wear sandals. Nobody cares 303 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,080 you're missing a toe. 304 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,320 Two toes? When did that happen? 305 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,440 Aaron, we need to talk. 306 00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:15,180 Trish, I have to call you back. My wonderful boyfriend brought me the most 307 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:19,280 beautiful flowers and the saddest little teddy bear. Here, let me send you some 308 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,280 video. 309 00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,180 We need to talk. 310 00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:34,440 Aaron, this isn't easy for me. In fact, I've never done it before. 311 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,760 Trish, I told you I can't talk right now. 312 00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:41,460 Uh -huh. 313 00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:42,780 Really? 314 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,460 Damn, I'm sorry. This is very important. 315 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,800 Your parents are divorcing? 316 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,540 Oh, they bought you a horse. See, you cut out for a second. 317 00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:55,360 Would you please get off the phone? 318 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,560 Okay, I have to call you back. You should name him Rainbow. 319 00:19:01,479 --> 00:19:02,540 Okay, here's the thing. 320 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,120 I can't say enough about how pretty you are or how amazed I am that you would 321 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,120 even go out with me. 322 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:15,720 The truth is that... Are you text messaging? Hold on, let me just... Let 323 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,960 finish the sentence. I can't believe you. Trish has the worst horse names. 324 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,079 I don't care. 325 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,780 Bucky and Gumdrop? I don't think so. I don't care. 326 00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:25,640 If you knew anything about me, you'd know I don't care. 327 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,060 But you don't... 328 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,580 You don't know anything about me, do you? Because you're always on that 329 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:30,740 That is not true. 330 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,800 Really? Tell me one thing. 331 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,720 Well, um, okay. 332 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:38,540 You're an honors student. 333 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,880 And your dad's a fireman. 334 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:46,360 And... Hey, you're Googling me! No, no, no. 335 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:51,080 I did, but now I'm just shopping for hats. 336 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:55,440 That's it. We're through, okay? I never want to see you again. Got it? Are you 337 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,460 breaking up with me? 338 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,040 Yes. Is that why you brought me here? To publicly humiliate me? 339 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:05,700 I thought I owed you that much. Well, is the phone not good enough for you? Have 340 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,700 you ever heard of an email? 341 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:10,420 Oh, I get it. You just wanted to see me suffer. 342 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,300 No, it's not that... What kind of sicko idiot brings gifts to a breakup? 343 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,340 Sorry. Sorry. 344 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,040 Sorry. 345 00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,380 Sorry. 346 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,760 Aaron, 347 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,320 Sam's trying to say is he's not good enough for you. 348 00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:26,540 It's over. 349 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:29,000 Finally, someone with a little sensitivity. 350 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,960 Sorry. 351 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,740 I don't get it. 352 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:40,620 I know. 353 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:43,500 Next time? 354 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 No, 355 00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:46,420 you won't. 356 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:48,940 No, I won't. 357 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,200 You want to go home and stare out the window at Angela's house? 358 00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:57,330 That sounds nice. 359 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:05,050 We're not going to get arrested for this, are we? 360 00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:06,690 No way. 361 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,870 We're minors. We could have burned down that whole mall and there's nothing 362 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:11,010 anyone can do to us. 363 00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:15,890 You guys are in big trouble. 364 00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:17,690 Nuh -uh. 365 00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:18,730 We're minors. 366 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:20,450 So am I.